Chapter 4 Excuse me, may I come in

With a loud bang, Lulu jumped out of her chair. She picked up her coat and shouted to a group of animals hiding in the dark corners, "Kay said the engineering mathematics teacher is taking attendance." The sound of chairs moving echoed everywhere. A crowd squeezed at the exit of the internet café. "Madam, it's time to settle the bill, Madam, it's time to settle the bill"

Lulu unceremoniously sat down next to Fang Shaoyun. She extended her wicked claws and fished out a chicken leg from the bowl in front of Fang Shaoyun. Kay was utterly mortified, constantly lamenting her poor choice in friends.

"Hey, I am your grandmother. Don't you have caller ID on your phone? Let me share some good news with you. During the first session of engineering mathematics, the teacher, in a moment of confusion, called the roll. Lulu, you have once again been recorded. You did it."

"He is not a gunman; he is our new team member." Peng Feng encountered the legendary Lulu and immediately lost his temper, wearing a smile that made him look just like the puppet soldiers in anti-Japanese films

Fang Shaoyun did not react in time when he heard Peng Feng's voice, which was as light as a mosquito's flight, saying: "Don't forget what I just told you."

Peng Feng exerted great effort to suppress his laughter, while Lulu was so angry that her face turned pale, clenching her small fists and unable to speak. Lulu felt that there was no one in the world more shameless and despicable than Fang Shaoyun.

"I wasn't feeling well in the last class, so I went to the school hospital and got some medicine," Lulu said as she quickly pulled something out of her pocket, waved it around, and then swiftly put it back. The people nearby felt a chill, as they realized that what Lulu was holding was merely a tube of lip balm.

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"Diarrhea, going to the bathroom, who would have thought that once I sat down, I couldn't get up again." The four fellows spoke with righteous indignation

I am not trying to probe into enemy intelligence; otherwise, how would I know that those animals have come to the second cafeteria

Kay was also taken aback; it had always been Lulu who flirted with others, and no one had ever dared to flirt with Lulu in such a manner. Looking at Lulu, Kay knew that a storm was about to arrive

I am a spinach, vegetable vegetable vegetable vegetable vegetable... Lulu was puzzled; today was strange. Even the rookie team from the Metallurgy Department had a stroke of luck, and even in the galaxy, such inexplicable sounds appeared.

Fang Shaoyun said: "What are you afraid of? No matter how formidable she is, she is just a woman, isn't she? Is she really that arrogant?"

Fang Shaoyun originally wanted to lie in his warm bed for a while, but upon seeing Peng Feng's lascivious gaze fixed on the deep blue Raver mouse on his desk, reminiscent of the ocean, he quickly put on his leather attire with lightning speed

It was only after Lulu and Kay had disappeared that Peng Feng laughed until he cried, holding his stomach. He said, "Big brother, big brother, I am truly impressed by you. Some people don't even have a gun, haha, and you can come up with such strong words."

"Alright, alright, yes, yes," the others immediately echoed.

Singing while getting dressed, "Little girl, waking up in the morning, carrying her pants to the toilet..." After finishing the song, Fang Shaoyun finally got up before the wicked claws of Peng Feng could reach Fang Shaoyun's mouse.

Fang Shaoyun sneered, "Don't think that just because you are beautiful, you can do as you please, pretending to be Wang Zuxian in the middle of the night, as if this were a matriarchal society."

Because I want to use a fork to literally stab her to death in the stars

What are you all going to do

Fang Shaoyun snorted and said, "Alright, next time when I fight with you, I will definitely choose the Divine Race."

"Lulu, where did you go last class? Are you feeling unwell?" Seeing Lulu's forlorn expression, Teacher Fan cautiously inquired, displaying a look of concern.

Lulu's cunning plan succeeded, and she remained composed. "Thank you for your concern, teacher, but I am much better now, and there is nothing to worry about," she said before directly walking to the back row of seats. As she walked, she thought, "Damn it, you old lecher, even at your age, you still lose your mind at the sight of a beautiful woman. If I weren't in a good mood today, I would have definitely dealt with you."

Fang Shaoyun rolled his eyes and said, "When did I become part of your team?"

Before Teacher Fan could react, he gloomily noticed that behind Lulu, there were N people following one after another, silently pushing towards the seats at the back

Fang Shaoyun inexplicably broke out in goosebumps, letting out a gasp. This unexpectedly reminded Fang Shaoyun of the opening lines delivered by the madam when she appeared in numerous Hong Kong and Taiwan Category III films.

The four individuals nodded in unison with determination

"A woman, how strong can she be? Just treat me to a bowl of rice noodles and a cola, and that would be enough."

That internet café is truly vibrant; upon entering, I unexpectedly found someone in the corner watching an exciting short film, which was quite sleazy, exceedingly sleazy

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However, in today's match, it is uncertain whether the opponent has taken any stimulants, and Lulu's side suffered a devastating defeat, rendering the situation unbearable to witness. If it were not for her concern about maintaining her lady-like image, Lulu would have already started pulling her hair out. Thus, Lulu had no choice but to join the novice room on Haofang to take out her frustrations on the beginners

Do not think that just because I am old, I can be deceived. Who does not know that the new restroom has only two stalls

"Which one is it, please introduce yourself first." The expression of Lulu, who was interrupted while crushing vegetables, easily evokes the image of a woman going through menopause

"I don't have time, boss. There are so many courses, and learning is a virtue," Fang Shaoyun said while putting on his coat. "Besides, I am a cultured person. At most, I just play some casual games on Haofang, engaging in a bit of fighting and killing. It is not suitable for a law-abiding and promising young man like me."

When Teacher Fan finally reacted, the classroom was almost full. Fortunately, all those years spent in university were not in vain, as the last few guys who tried to sneak in were still caught by him

The Xianfeng Internet Cafe at the foot of Yuelu Mountain outside the campus remains filled with smoke and haze. Lulu has just finished a StarCraft match against a group from the Metallurgy Department. They are accustomed to huddling in a place called Life Internet Cafe to play StarCraft. Lulu enjoys educating this team, which prefers to play BigHunter, every month, making them understand that 4v4 is not played that way. Each time, Lulu manages to dominate the opponents with a significant score while maintaining her HP, which greatly satisfies her vanity. Lulu enjoys educating this team, which prefers to play BigHunter, every month, making them understand that 4v4 is not played that way. Each time, Lulu manages to dominate the opponents with a significant score while maintaining her HP, which greatly satisfies her vanity.

Peng Feng approached with a cheerful smile, saying, "What kind of relationship do we have, my brother? If you don't come to me, who else will you go to"

How can that be? You have helped us so much today; how can we just let you have this? How can a bowl of rice noodles and a cup of cola suffice? If I don't treat you to a proper meal, my conscience will be uneasy. Of course, if others ask about today, just say you are part of the Enthusiastic Team

After catching his breath, Peng Feng said, "Brother, I have one thing I don't understand." "What is it?" "Why did you ultimately say you wanted to choose the divine race?"

It was only after Lulu noticed that the gazes of those around her were focused on her that she remembered the sound was the ringtone of her newly changed phone from yesterday

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Fang Shaoyun did not believe it and gave Peng Feng a disdainful glance. "Please do not insult my idol and my idol's wife, okay? What woman can compare to Zhang Yu? Moreover, does Zhang Yu bully the weak like her? Today, I must make her suffer from hormonal imbalance and bring on an early menopause. Let her know that the Starry Sky is a realm for men and *books*." In Fang Shaoyun's heart, women like Xiaoyu, who are gentle and quiet and do not engage with the Starry Sky, are the true women. Let her know that the Starry Sky is a realm for men and *books*. In Fang Shaoyun's heart, women like Xiaoyu, who are gentle and quiet and do not engage with the Starry Sky, are the true women. Those who shout and scream in internet cafes while playing Starry Sky are the rarest of women, a rare species that can only be admired from a distance, not approached closely.

The Pioneer Internet Café has around 100 machines. Originally, it was crowded with people, and many who could not access a machine were anxiously waiting on the sofas at the entrance. However, a batch of machines has suddenly become available.

Lulu scrutinized Fang Shaoyun, noting his disheveled hair, the wrinkled Nike T-shirt, and his slightly pale face that showed signs of sleep deprivation and an imbalance in his health. Aside from appearing a bit dispirited, he seemed like a rather honest person. How could he possibly associate with a degenerate youth like Peng Feng

Then come in, if you are not feeling well, go back to your dormitory to rest, don't overexert yourself

Teacher Fan sneered. "Are they all using the restroom in front of the new one?"

"Are you brave enough to fight us again?" After holding back for a long time, Lulu finally restrained her impulse to kill the utterly shameless rogue before her

In the second cafeteria, Fang Shaoyun voraciously devoured the dishes before him, secretly thinking, "If I had known it would be so rich, it would be best if that woman sought a fervent battle every day." However, before he could finish eating, he heard a mournful cry from Peng Feng. "This is terrible."

"Who made you so alluring and vibrant, yet able to feign innocence, and with such a thick skin?" Another voice chimed in

"Wow—there are so many dishes, aren't you afraid of overeating?" Before Fang Shaoyun could comprehend what was happening, such a voice reached his ears.

"Lulu, why don't you go in first?" suggested a lewd man from the crowd

Fang Shaoyun looked at Lulu with disdain and said, "Because some people simply do not have a gun"

The second cafeteria is very quiet, as it is located far from the girls' dormitory. However, the third cafeteria is quite different. Being close to the girls' dormitory of the Foreign Languages Department, it attracts a large number of students from Environmental Science and Engineering, Mechanical and Electrical Engineering, and other such fields, who come to pursue romantic interests. Often, in front of a woman who is somewhat attractive, several pairs of green, envious eyes gather around her.

"Good for you, why is it always me?" Lulu protested, "You filthy, shameless, lewd, and extremely insidious men. Why is it always me who has to take the lead in such matters? Give me a reason first"

Peng Feng was dismissive, saying, "You still don't know how amazing she is. After today, you'll understand. The moment she calls out, those three beasts on her team will act as if they've been injected with a stimulant. No matter how hard we try, we won't be able to stop them. When you face her today, don't blame me for not warning you. If you lose, don't let it leave any shadows on your young heart."

Fang Shaoyun was infuriated; he could not tolerate the arrogant demeanor of girls. Although Lulu had clear eyes, seductive lips, a straight nose, and so on, what Fang Shaoyun found most intolerable was that such a petite girl dared to look at him with disdain and call him pale and tender.

"Hehe, I knew it was still you." Lulu said to Kay with a lewd smile, while giving Kay's bouncy backside a squeeze.

Staring at Fang Shaoyun, he said: "Look at you, so fair and tender, quite an honest person. Why don't you learn properly and follow others to become a hired gun?"

Fang Shaoyun had yet to figure out who the visitor was, but Peng Feng in front of him wore a smile that one would only see when encountering their great-aunt. "What wind has blown you, Lulu, here?"

"You performed well today; I never realized you had this talent before," Peng Feng said with a beaming smile. "Today was truly enjoyable. Although we don't particularly like bullying women, we can't always let a woman ride on our heads and act arrogantly, can we? After all, today has brought us men a lot of face. For this reason, you are like the reborn parents of our team. So, tell me, buddy, what do you want to eat today? It's on me."

Peng Feng said, "Just stop singing, I'm already feeling upset."

Fang Shaoyun snorted, but Peng Feng continued, "Even if we lose, we won't blame you. After all, you haven't collaborated with us before and are unfamiliar with the enemy situation. You were unwilling to join our team for training."

Peng Feng wore a sorrowful expression. "It's not just arrogance; she is not an ordinary powerhouse. She is known as the top SCMM in the school, HP) Lulu. If she were paired with Wang Feiyu, she could probably rival the Zhang Yu of her time. Ever since she set her sights on us in the school computer room, has there been a month when we haven't been mercilessly tormented by her team, suffering to the point of despair? These few days each month are even more depressing than the days she comes around."

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Lulu extended her finger to point at the man, but seeing everyone's eager gazes, she had no choice but to slowly move to the classroom door. Clearing her throat, she feigned an innocent expression and gently knocked on the door. After catching the teacher's attention, Lulu blinked her eyes sadly and said, "I'm sorry, Teacher Fan, may I come in"

Fang Shaoyun was suddenly struck by a chill and ran to the second student cafeteria as if flying. Peng Feng followed Fang Shaoyun like a gust of wind, also racing to the second student cafeteria

Outside Room 520, there were more than ten people crowded together, none of whom were willing to enter the classroom. Inside, Teacher Fan was delivering his pre-class remarks for the second session. "Look at this, look at this, such a large lecture hall, yet there are hardly any students. Two classes, over one hundred people, and how many have actually come? One, two, three, four... only about seventy have arrived. Although I know you all prefer to cram before exams, you can't possibly skip all your regular classes, can you? Two classes, over one hundred people, and how many have actually come? One, two, three, four... only about seventy have arrived. Although I know you all prefer to cram before exams, you can't possibly skip all your regular classes, can you?"

"How did it go against the Frenzy Team today? Did you win or lose?" Kay asked Lulu after she settled down. Lulu, who had been quite pleased with herself, suddenly turned gloomy. She cursed, "Damn it, we almost won. Onion Head and Little White were clearly not in form; on Hunter, they looked like they were just strolling around Wuyi Square. The opponents were playing like beasts; I seriously suspect they collectively went to shoot heroin. Killall and Mx310 were chasing the Frenzy players all over the map, and what’s more infuriating is that they somehow imported a livestock-level player from some African country, who was just spamming infantry like crazy. The opponents were playing like beasts; I seriously suspect they collectively went to shoot heroin. Killall and Mx310 were chasing the Frenzy players all over the map, and what’s more infuriating is that they somehow imported a livestock-level player from some African country, who was just spamming infantry like crazy. It was like encountering gods and killing gods, encountering bugs and killing bugs; compared to Onion Head's infantry, that guy's numbers were so few it was like a rare panda.

However, today, Lulu and Kay, who appeared in the second cafeteria, were also being stared at by these pairs of eerie green eyes. As Lulu walked into the second cafeteria, she was discussing with Kay.

"The taste is quite good." Fang Shaoyun watched as Lulu reluctantly spat out a bone. "Peng Feng, you all performed well today. So, are we having a celebration banquet?"

"Gunman, did you see me shoot?" Fang Shaoyun stared intently at Lulu. "What’s wrong with being a gunman? It’s still a promising profession. Besides, some people can’t even become gunmen at all."

With a loud crash, people fell in the classroom.

Seeing Lulu spitting as she spoke, Kay looked on with sympathy and understanding. "After class, I'll accompany you to see what kind of livestock has been imported by that group at the Life Internet Café."

Kay made a vomiting gesture, "You are so lewd, yet you still desperately push yourself there, as if afraid of not seeing clearly."